Terms & Conditions


Trading Details:
Malarkey Ltd
34 Bond Street
Telephone: (01273) 722437
Company Registration no. 9320696
VAT no. 208590210

Email: [email protected]

Payment via our online store is in Pound Sterling using our secure check out system. Payment must be received in full in order for us to despatch your order.

We endeavour to keep our online stock as accurate as possible, although sometimes errors may occur. If an item you have ordered is found to be unavailable, we will contact you immediately and offer a full refund or the option to back-order the items not in stock.

You will receive an email confirmation after your order has been placed and again once your order has been despatched.

Privacy Policy

At Malarkey Ltd we work in accordance with the data protection act 1998.
In order to process your online order we collect basic information from you. These details are lawfully collected and are will never be passed on to any third parties. We do not retain your payment card details after your order has been processed.

Our website operates with cookie data. Cookies are small pieces of identifier data sent from our website to your web browser. Data stored in a Cookie is used to enhance your shopping experience with us, making it easier to retrieve shopping baskets, etc – not to track your shopping history nor collect any personal browsing data.

We recommend that our customers allow the use of Cookies in order to get the best out of our site – however, if you wish, you can disable Cookies in your web browser settings before you commence your order.


All UK bound orders are dispatched by first class post either on the same day or next working day Monday to Friday. Orders received by 1pm will be dispatched on the same day.

For orders of £20 and under, we charge £1.50 postage and packing. Orders over £20 are delivered free.

Please be aware that international orders are currently taking longer to arrive than usual. Orders to the USA are are taking up to 6 weeks in some cases to arrive.


All orders placed using the “Collect in store” option by 12 midday Monday to Friday will be processed and ready for collection the same day.

Orders placed after 12 midday will be processed and available for collection the following day. All orders can be collected after 12 midday.

Weekend orders will be ready to collect from 12 midday the following Monday.

When we have processed your order, we will send you an email to confirm that your order is ready to be picked up.

The collect in store option is free of charge.



If you  wish to return something you’re not happy with, you may return the goods to us within 7 days of purchase. The item or items must be unused, in their original packaging, and in a resalable condition. . Unless the item is deemed to be faulty, postage must be paid for by the customer. Proof of postage from the Post Office is recommended, but we cannot accept proof of posting as proof of delivery to us. This guarantee does not affect your statutory rights.

Returns to:

Malarkey Ltd
34 Bond Street


Welcome to Malarkey Ltd.
These terms and conditions outline the rules and regulations for the use of Malarkey Ltd’s Website.
Malarkey Ltd is located at:
34 Bond Street , Brighton – BN1 1RD, United Kingdom
By accessing this website we assume you accept these terms and conditions in full. Do not continue to use Malarkey Ltd’s website if you do not accept all of the terms and conditions stated on this page.
The following terminology applies to these Terms and Conditions, Privacy Statement and Disclaimer Notice and any or all Agreements: “Client”, “You” and “Your” refers to you, the person accessing this website and accepting the Company’s terms and conditions. “The Company”, “Ourselves”, “We”, “Our” and “Us”, refers to our Company. “Party”, “Parties”, or “Us”, refers to both the Client and ourselves, or either the Client or ourselves. All terms refer to the offer, acceptance and consideration of payment necessary to undertake the process of our assistance to the Client in the most appropriate manner, whether by formal meetings of a fixed duration, or any other means, for the express purpose of meeting the Client’s needs in respect of provision of the Company’s stated services/products, in accordance with and subject to, prevailing law of United Kingdom. Any use of the above terminology or other words in the singular, plural,
capitalisation and/or he/she or they, are taken as interchangeable and therefore as referring to same.
We employ the use of cookies. By using Malarkey Ltd’s website you consent to the use of cookies in accordance with Malarkey Ltd’s privacy policy.Most of the modern day interactive web sites use cookies to enable us to retrieve user details for each visit. Cookies are used in some areas of our site to enable the functionality of this area and ease of use for those people visiting. Some of our affiliate / advertising partners may also use cookies.
Reservation of Rights
We reserve the right at any time and in its sole discretion to request that you remove all links or any particular link to our Web site. You agree to immediately remove all links to our Web site upon such request. We also reserve the right to amend these terms and conditions and its linking policy at any time. By continuing to link to our Web site, you agree to be bound to and abide by these linking terms and conditions.
Content Liability
We shall have no responsibility or liability for any content appearing on your Web site. You agree to indemnify and defend us against all claims arising out of or based upon your Website. No link(s) may appear on any page on your Web site or within any context containing content or materials that may be interpreted as libelous, obscene or criminal, or which infringes, otherwise violates, or advocates the infringement or other violation of, any third party rights.
To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, we exclude all representations, warranties and conditions relating to our website and the use of this website (including, without limitation, any warranties implied by law in respect of satisfactory quality, fitness for purpose and/or the use of reasonable care and skill). Nothing in this disclaimer will:
– limit or exclude our or your liability for death or personal injury resulting from negligence;
– limit or exclude our or your liability for fraud or fraudulent misrepresentation;
– limit any of our or your liabilities in any way that is not permitted under applicable law; or
– exclude any of our or your liabilities that may not be excluded under applicable law.
The limitations and exclusions of liability set out in this Section and elsewhere in this disclaimer: (a) are subject to the preceding paragraph; and (b) govern all liabilities arising under the disclaimer or in relation to the subject matter of this disclaimer, including liabilities arising in contract, in tort (including negligence) and for breach of statutory duty. To the extent that the website and the information and services on the website are provided free of charge, we will not be liable for any loss or damage of any nature.